Algorithms Don’t Lie: What Your For You Page Says About You

Do you really know someone if you’ve never scrolled their For You Page? In the year of our Lord 2025, everyone’s got one. The catch? None of us are on the same corner of the internet. Bryan’s side of TikTok is straight white boys doing dances no one asked for, Role Model introducing yet another “Sally,” and Greta Thunberg leading a flotilla. Candace’s feed? Tia and Tamera vibing to Chris Brown while handsome Italian men explain what women really deserve.

Welcome to Generational Drama, where your algorithm says more about you than your therapist ever could.